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By Chance
#107707 Sooo check it out..
On the way home yesterday out of nowhere..I hear pow pow pow and a humming/buzzing noise pretty loud out of my drivers window (which was down) sounded like I was under attack so I duck...once I look up could barely see outa the windshield..

I Pulled into the nearest gas station and found BEES all stuck on my wipers and shiz LOL effin swarm of beez yo
One bee even exploded on the lil pillar thing like INSIDE my car on the drivers window.. it splashed me.. wtf.. suicide bomber Jihad beez?
And we thought Africanized bees were bad..

Celly pic of the attack..

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By Chance
#107725
teal_dx wrote:that's crazy shit... but you won this round :thumb:

bees make quite the mess :x

Ya, for sure d00d and that was my XB so just imagine what the boxy front end looked like :o shoulda snapped a pic darnit.

Chance- 138.5 (thats my kill estimate)
Jihad beez- 0
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By marvinp8700
#107735 jihad bees

they have nothing to loose 8)
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By VegasCivic
#107781
Chance wrote:Chance- 138.5 (thats my kill estimate)
Jihad beez- 0


:lol:
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By Chance
#107818
VegasCivic wrote:
Chance wrote:Chance- 138.5 (thats my kill estimate)
Jihad beez- 0


:lol:

Oh and the .5 is for the one still twitching, that I picked off windshield wiper and flicked LOL
I'm sure he's a goner BUT those damn jihads will suprise the hell outa ya so he = half dead :P
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By Vti93T
#107838 :lol: that's hella funny..attack of the bee's huh..nice
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By Gorveatt
#107930
Civic_HatchSI wrote:bug guts are always hard to get off cars to :thumbdown:


That they are, especially after sitting in the hot sun for a day or two :thumbdown:

And did you hear any of the bees screaming "AH LALALALALALALAL!!!!!"
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By Faded_Milano
#107932 In the summer, there's a shitload of love bugs that come around central florida, and I ate a few accidentally one time whilst bicycling.
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By ohDirka
#107990 I think I have those same bees here man I hit a swam last week on my way home from the car wash FML :thumbdown:
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By Chance
#108023 Nah they weren't screaming ALALALALALA BUT the one that I pulled off the wiper that was still 1/2 way alive sounded like it screamed "bwaaaaaahh Infidel"