Uber Rant!!

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Uber Rant!!

By Faded_Milano
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:57 am #113400 FUCK you tropicana and your damn new gallon containers of Orange Juice. How am I supposed to shake well, when your little cheap "easy open" bullshit lid opens up during vigorous shaking an spills sticky secretions over half my kitchen. How the fuck did it get inside the toaster oven!?

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That bullshitter on the right is the bane of my existence!
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By VegasCivic
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:10 am #113401 Pour your juice in an old milk jug.
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By Faded_Milano
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:39 am #113404 or poor orange juice over the CEO of Tropicana's Head :x
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By chrono404
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:35 am #113415 The CEO isn't the one you want to aim at, hes didn't do this design change, you want to get some one at there marketing department who thought this would be a good idea then give him a version of the super bowl winning Gatorade drenching, Trapicana Style.
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By marvinp8700
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:24 pm #113501 who pissed in your orange juice o:
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By Faded_Milano
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:31 pm #113527
chrono404 wrote:The CEO isn't the one you want to aim at, hes didn't do this design change, you want to get some one at there marketing department who thought this would be a good idea then give him a version of the super bowl winning Gatorade drenching, Trapicana Style.
true! maybe I'll bludgeon him to death with a gallon container, after I drown him in OJ
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By Gorveatt
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:02 pm #113584 put one hand on the cover, the other hand on the bottom and then shake, simple as that
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By jmsplitfyre
- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:18 am #113657
Gorveatt wrote:put one hand on the cover, the other hand on the bottom and then shake, simple as that


Or drink some, then gargle it.. :lol:
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