- Tue May 19, 2009 4:20 pm
#117743
"When i first saw this shirt on amazon, in between browsing the internet for ways to turn myself into a superhero, I knew I had to have it. As soon as I put this bad-boy on I noticed something different about myself, I had become stronger, more agile and had the ability to find a cell phone's IMEI number just by looking at it. I became so gigantically strong that the second time I wore it, I literally pulled a helicopter out of the sky and bit off one of its blades - I never normally do stuff like that (I was trying to impress my step-daughter at the time).
But beware, although this shirt will make you wicked strong and wicked fast, you have to handle the powers responsibility, as spiderman said 'Don't let that sweet wolf T shirt change who you are on the inside'"
"As I opened the box from Amazon, it glided out and slipped delicately onto my body. A lens flare was present and it blinded me with its awesomeness. Since that day, I have been able to fly."
lmfao
There's a gold mine of awesomeness in there