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- Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:30 pm #314119 Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma is so nasty I called her fro phone sex and got an ear infection

Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

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- Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:30 pm #314122 Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror the reflection looks back shaking it's head.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo mama's so ugly, when your father wants to have sex they both wear a bag over their head, just in case one breaks.

- Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:40 pm #314124 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Yo mama so fat she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes.

- Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:55 pm #314126 Yo mama so dumb she disses her kids with yo mama Jokes

Yo mama so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so dumb when i go to her house and say let me in, she opens the door and pulls her pants down.

- Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:09 pm #314176 Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

"If you have poo, fling it now"!.

- Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:04 pm #314180 yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her mom said "what a treasure" and her dad said "yeah, now lets go bury it"

yo mammas so fat shes got more chins than a japanese phone book

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- Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:38 pm #314269 yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street, I asked her if she lost a shoe, she said, "no, I found one"

Yo momma so dumb she feels bad for whipped cream

Yo momma so hairy, she doesn't need a ghillie suit

Yo momma so ugly, they had to rename it the yo monks stick

Yo momma so smelly, she made Right Guard go left

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- Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:42 pm #314271

yo mama so smart (fat) she graduated college (Hamburger University)

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yo momma so dumb, she tried to sue Warner Bros over the Neverending Story

Yo momma so poor, she goes to Easter Egg hunts for the free food

swagga of a cripple