How do you guys pick up girls?

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By Ajax1989
- Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:09 am #241361 1st i get my tan on
then i gotta have fresh clothes so i do laundry
then i hit the gym to stay in shape

then i get all did up like douche then hit up the clubs on the beach
then take em home nd smosh


hahahahaha naw but u gotta treat a girl like a human being
now if she just want to hook up nd do the nasty then by all means go for it

but them match site are purtty good i hear
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By Chance
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:21 am #244153
94_jdm_ferio wrote:1st i get my tan on
then i gotta have fresh clothes so i do laundry
then i hit the gym to stay in shape

then i get all did up like douche then hit up the clubs on the beach
then take em home nd smosh



Easiest way to find girls DTF.
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By TrailerTrash
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:34 am #244171 I pick up the ladies with one question....

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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By Ajax1989
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:45 am #244173
Chance wrote:
94_jdm_ferio wrote:1st i get my tan on
then i gotta have fresh clothes so i do laundry
then i hit the gym to stay in shape

then i get all did up like douche then hit up the clubs on the beach
then take em home nd smosh



Easiest way to find girls DTF.


yes sir

i like gtf... gym tan find out who sammie is texting
8)
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By Chance
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:02 am #244180 LOL I said GTF to the wifey the other day and she was like wtf? lol and she has seen it more than me. 8)
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By Ajax1989
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:58 pm #244312
Chance wrote:LOL I said GTF to the wifey the other day and she was like wtf? lol and she has seen it more than me. 8)


haha my girl got me hooked on that show

you know what im mad at you cuz i herd your mad at me.. im pissed :lol:
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By dbrooks
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:51 am #244395 ^^^ thats how i got hooked on it too! i think its funny as hell now!
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By Ajax1989
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:18 am #244404
dbrooks wrote:^^^ thats how i got hooked on it too! i think its funny as hell now!


yeah buddy
its t-shirt time :D
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By Ecc0
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:42 pm #244458
TrailerTrash wrote:I pick up the ladies with one question....

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"


Thats epic love it.

I met my mrs at a work Christmas doo, wasn't looking for anyone but she asked what shorts I had on and we hit it off.

I think if you go out looking you don't have much success as you come across desperate, if you just chill out have a good night out and be yourself you'll find someone.

Be confident and don't brag about you, talk about them that seems to work, it doesn't matter if you drink when you go out you can still go to bars and have a good time
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By kapow
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:50 pm #244464
*Miss_Honda* wrote:I dont pick up girls, i step the gass to pass boys with their pimp cars XD


haha smooth :)
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By HAFIL0_EG
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:00 pm #244474 go up to a girl n ask "fancy an aussie kiss? .....it's just like a french one, just down under" :P

but seriously do your own thing what that may be n a chick with the same likes picks up the vibe and there ya go, that's what happened to me n i've been with my fiance now for 3 years so yeah just do ur own thing :thumb:
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By OleFolk
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:00 pm #244482
LaosToaster wrote:just show them ur EG

HAHAHA :lol:

It depends on who you are and what kinda girl your looking for
An uncorrupted, intelligent girl isn't about to be at a bar at midnight

The internet and cellphones completely defeat the purpose of a legitimate relationship. I assume that's why most relationships don't last too long..
Im sure its works for some

If you go to school, concerts, festivals, book stores, friends of friends
And all you gotta do is say: Hello my name is ...
Thats it, its meeting a person, not playing a video game
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By Vti93T
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:25 pm #244523 The boyfriend and I met through civic-eg :) hehe. Previous bf's I met on myspace (they were all losers..no offense)
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