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By DuckIt
#329083 My white ef sedan was low as fuck....

Once i ran over a mcdonalds bag in the road, drug it around town for about 10 minutes, i think it stuck on my front lip lol.

When i had my ef hatch, it had the suspension setup from my sedan on it. I was doing about 55 and hit like 3 dead racoons, and drug at least one of those things about a half a mile. worst smell ever. Must have stuck on my header or something, it was terrible haha.
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By TrailerTrash
#329120
DuckIt wrote:worst smell ever.


wrong.

last summer during one of the hottest weeks i was on my way to work. 6:30am and its already 80 degrees. topped this hill at a crossroads and low and behold, dead skunk that wasnt there the night before :shock: and of course my luck it wasnt even bust open still all sealed up. i had 3 choices. take out a mailbox to my right, take out a blazer in the lane to my left, or mow that skunk like a Snapper on grass. so i chose the last one :x :x :x splattered all over the bumper, engine/tranny, exhaust, and of course all over the underside of the car. it even hit the skatewheel i had on the towhook and the wheel swung up and splattered shit on the back bumper hahaha

it was instant stank. i had a few minutes to stop by the carwash on the way to work to get what i could before the 100 degrees baked it all day in the parking lot. the interior smelled like skunk for weeks and it was all in my clothes and hair all day at work it was that strong :thumbdown:

on a very similar note i was just under there dropping the gas tank and there is animal hair everywhere :lol:

and i found a pic the other day from like 2 years ago when i hit a mess of a possum and the guts got wedged between the bumper and the lip lol id post it but i dont think that would go over well :P
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By Apexracing
#329147
TrailerTrash wrote:
DuckIt wrote:worst smell ever.


wrong.

last summer during one of the hottest weeks i was on my way to work. 6:30am and its already 80 degrees. topped this hill at a crossroads and low and behold, dead skunk that wasnt there the night before :shock: and of course my luck it wasnt even bust open still all sealed up. i had 3 choices. take out a mailbox to my right, take out a blazer in the lane to my left, or mow that skunk like a Snapper on grass. so i chose the last one :x :x :x splattered all over the bumper, engine/tranny, exhaust, and of course all over the underside of the car. it even hit the skatewheel i had on the towhook and the wheel swung up and splattered shit on the back bumper hahaha

it was instant stank. i had a few minutes to stop by the carwash on the way to work to get what i could before the 100 degrees baked it all day in the parking lot. the interior smelled like skunk for weeks and it was all in my clothes and hair all day at work it was that strong :thumbdown:

on a very similar note i was just under there dropping the gas tank and there is animal hair everywhere :lol:

and i found a pic the other day from like 2 years ago when i hit a mess of a possum and the guts got wedged between the bumper and the lip lol id post it but i dont think that would go over well :P


well it is the junk yard :thumb:
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By asianrob
#329152 i would have just stopped and waited for the blazer to pass and go around it :lol:
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By TrailerTrash
#329199
Apexracing wrote:
well it is the junk yard :thumb:

thinkin about it jaja

asianrob wrote:i would have just stopped and waited for the blazer to pass and go around it :lol:


i was going about 40 and it was just over the crest of the hill. as soon as i saw it it was already too late :x
Bykutthroatkrow
#333891 When I first lowered my car and drove it home i pushed a bit of the street with me for a few miles. We have shitty roads here.
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By FG2_Andrew
#333904 drove my car to Cleveland to a concert (3 hours away) on the way home, i hit a dead deer in the middle of the road. literally ran it over... 70 mph speed bump.


pulled over and noticed nothing was wrong with my car, no broken lip, nothing crazy. the next day, i hit a dead raccoon. it shattered my lip and bumper :thumbdown: :x
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By nicksdelslow
#335398 I was driving a friends svt focus and hit a opossum and apparently ford uses longer bolts then necessary and puts the point to the front. Didn't hurt the bumper but had animal parts stuck on every bolt and stinking for a week.
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By Flatland_EG
#335411 Back when I had my Accord I was taking back roads on my way home, more twisties and no cops :D, and I swerved to miss a roadkill skunk, miscalculated and freaking nailed it. :x Needless to say my car reeked for a good week afterwards even after a couple of good washes. :thumbdown: