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- Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:18 pm #97025 Today i got my first kiss of 2009, It was from my room mates dog. FML

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my hatch looks wet all the time... kinda like the girls in it.

- Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:04 pm #97039

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

Remember when Civics were cool ? Yea me neither

- Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:47 pm #97057

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

Wow CivicTypeR posts every where.

Fuck rehab, boost is NOT an addiction, its a lifestyle.

Nah, who am i kidding I'm addicted.

- Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:54 pm #97270 Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

ahahaha fuck me that shit is funny man!

I smoke my own meat!

lulz...

- Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:16 pm #97271

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

Remember when Civics were cool ? Yea me neither

- Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:22 pm #97285

Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

- Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:26 pm #106713

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

in for chance is a homo club membership

you have to believe it to be in it

true story

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- Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:53 pm #106716

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML