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By hatch_wanna_b
#39817 Poolhall junkies. :woot:

"Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center. "
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By master peg
#39825 hmmm employee of the month ?

I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE
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By civicnation93
#39831 ^^ The Adventures of Ford Fairlane ... ??

"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid."
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By yashep
#39850 Trainspotting



"It's good for two things, degreasing engines and killing brain cells."
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By CivicTypeR
#39853 Matrix :P

"Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't... See, cuz of the echo."

"Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!... See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... Big as a house".
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By Gorveatt
#39855 Predator


As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.
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By master peg
#39899 children of men ?

"An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?"
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By civicnation93
#39939 Good one :) License to Drive..

"Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo."
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By master peg
#39942 hackers

"I'll make ya famous".
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By civicnation93
#39945 Errr.....is that....Young Guns II? Think so iirc...

"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
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By master peg
#39946 ^^^yup young guns II

happy gilmore



"He hit my hair. I spend a lot of time on my hair & he hits it, he hits my hair."
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By Gorveatt
#39951 Saturday night fever


Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent?
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By BAXTER_EJ1
#39956 Jurassic Park :lol:

"How are the children supposed to learn if they can't even fit in the building?! It has to be at least... three times bigger."
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By JLau
#39966 Zoolander

Mmm, this burrito is tasty but it is filling