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By elrompetoto
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:37 pm #249704
eg84dr wrote:you cant be straight and have chrome on your car
you cant be straight and drive a 2wd truck
you cant be straight and watch porn with your best friend
you cant be straight and like the notebook



wo wo wo u dont have 2 like the notebook but i got laid like 3 times off that movie


u cantbe straight and drink sex on the beach at bars
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By epicdrifting
- Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:03 am #250116 you cant be straight and wear a pink shirt saying "pink is the new black"
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By Chance
- Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:14 am #250136
elrompetoto wrote:u cantbe straight and drink sex on the beach at bars

What about having sex on the beach with a bar?
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By evil-G-nius
- Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:33 am #250137 you can't be staight and wear shorts with crocks...hell you cant be straight and wear crocks at all!

You can't be striaght and wear Uggs...ever
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By dbrooks
- Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:12 am #250149 you can't be straight and drive a smart car.

i mean, you GOTTA be gay.
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By Loki_95EG
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:15 pm #250831
dbrooks wrote:you can't be straight and drive a smart car.

i mean, you GOTTA be gay.



Yo check this shit out... http://attuworld.com/cars/pimp-your-sma ... ykits.html

Not gonna lie if they made a Civic hatchback like this... I would get it, just to have a mini me of my hatch, and if you but the Hayabusa engine in it... its fast as shit.. but I mean they dont so your gay if you own a stock smart car with no Busa engine!
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By elrompetoto
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:29 pm #250833
Chance wrote:
elrompetoto wrote:u cantbe straight and drink sex on the beach at bars

What about having sex on the beach with a bar?
well that will fall under the u cant be gay and have normal sex with a girl law
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