Anything & Everything Off-Topic (Some material may be offensive)
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By Stank.EG6.Stay.Nasty
#289718
elrompetoto wrote:i met the girl i had sex with last night on the internet but thats the last time i c her,her rates r 2 high lmaooooooooooooooooo jp :thumb: :thumb:



:lol: :thumb:
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By TrailerTrash
#289728
elrompetoto wrote:i met the girl i had sex with last night on the internet but thats the last time i c her,her rates r 2 high lmaooooooooooooooooo jp :thumb: :thumb:


cheapass
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By Chance
#289791 I ordered my wife on the internet. Standard shipping.
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By Wicked
#289819 Just go stand in the corner and look pretty. The more mysterious you seem you more curious they become. They don't call him the international man of mystery for nothing.
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By jred
#289823
Wicked wrote:Just go stand in the corner and look pretty.


:lol:
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By Stank.EG6.Stay.Nasty
#289832 wear a sign around your neck that says "FREE TO A GOOD HOME" :lol:
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By Apexracing
#289858 Give out handfuls of candy :wink:
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By eg-guy
#290636 Is this a serious question?

If you don't have looks, you need game.

If you don't have game, you need looks.

If you don't have either i don't know what to tell you.
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By eg-guy
#290639
Wicked wrote:Just go stand in the corner and look pretty. The more mysterious you seem you more curious they become. They don't call him the international man of mystery for nothing.


true true, works like a charm.
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By dbrooks
#290682 Tie them to a chair and throw it in a river or lake.

If they float, they're a witch and you must kill them.

If they sink, you can date them, but they'll most likely be dead.
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By TrailerTrash
#290694 Image