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By ohDirka
#41051
hatch_wanna_b wrote:"Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?"


One of my favorites...Running Scared

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
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By Gorveatt
#41065 Waynes World :thumb:


"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. "
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By hatch_wanna_b
#41077 A Clockwork Orange? :?

"A toast! A toast! A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick."
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By Outkast-Jayco
#41139 Wow.....old school....Its a wonderful life.


"Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."
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By ohDirka
#42139 coming to America
The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.
"I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet! "
Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet
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By Outkast-Jayco
#42144 OFFICE SPACE....Michael Bolton....FTW!!!

"The name's Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it "
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By hatch_wanna_b
#42150
Outkast-Jayco wrote:OFFICE SPACE....Michael Bolton....FTW!!!

"The name's Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it "


Oh comeon, lol is that the best you can come up with? haha
The Gay and the Furious.

"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise."
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By Gorveatt
#42151
hatch_wanna_b wrote:
Outkast-Jayco wrote:OFFICE SPACE....Michael Bolton....FTW!!!

"The name's Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it "


Oh comeon, lol is that the best you can come up with? haha
The Gay and the Furious.

"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise."


Lord of War, i think that's what it's called, the one with Nick Cage in it


"To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business."
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By Outkast-Jayco
#42153 Gladiator...great line!!!

"Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland"
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By ohDirka
#42234 Double Impact


He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.
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By Gorveatt
#42701 Swordfish

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. "
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By master peg
#42743 Jurassic park

Max: "Morning, dickhead."
John: "Hello, moron."
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By Rice2NiceEG
#43719 "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. "
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By hatch_wanna_b
#43738 Mmmmm good movie. Fight Club. My woman loves that movie.

"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job. "