Civic EG

Jus for fun post up your yo momma jokes dissing the poster before you..

if you dont want to be offended dont post. [/b]

I'll start the mayhem........

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOMMA!?!?!?

Yo mammas ass is so big, it can be used as a parking garage

YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW TRAFFIC SLOWS DOWN
WHEN SHE SMILES

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas

My mama is SO FAT..... oh wait

Yo momma is so fat.
She got stuck in the Grand Canyon

yo momma so old the milk in her breast is powder

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass and said "Booty Call"

Yo mama is so dumb she thought an elevator was a mobile home.

Yo mama is so poor the only TV channels she has is ON and OFF

Yo momma so fat she bleeds gravy

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Yo momma is so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper

Yo momma is so fat everytime she dances the band skips!!!

Your momma is so fat you dont need to buy lowering kits in your car when she rides

yo mamas is so fat she goes out in high heels and comes home in flip flops

yo mamas so ugly when she goes to the beach cats put sand on her

yo momas so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to leave her clothes on

yo mamas so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side

yo mamas so dumb she put postage stamps on a fax

yo momma is so dumb that when she crashed into a school bus she asked "wheres the cream filling?"