Civic EG

simple question as 2012 comes to be within close to a year or if your viewing this in 2011 less then a year how would you deal with a zombie Apocalypse.....

scenario so its a tad more detailed...
-You wake up one day to a dead zombie in your house you forgot how or why it happened but you know you and possibly your close others have survived another night. there are "surviving areas" set up by the military for the uninfected to survive but it is a fair bit away from you or close if you live in a major city....your food supply is running low and your weapons are pretty much what ever you have in stock.....What do you plan on doing lets limit this to say a 1-3year stretch saying that maybe the zombies will either all be killed off, die of starvation, or there will be a miraculous cure if you think a govt can pull it off.....

I will post my doings shortly i dont wish to dirty this scenario first post up just now so post away what you plan on doing...we all must have a plan! i swear to you something is probably possibly most likely going to happen....

If you rape a zombie.. can you be infected? You're good as long as they don't bite you right? Hot chicks are usually slow. So, I'm assuming they'll be some of the first to be 'turned'

sounds like that movie wit will smith
lol

Chance wrote:If you rape a zombie.. can you be infected? You're good as long as they don't bite you right? Hot chicks are usually slow. So, I'm assuming they'll be some of the first to be 'turned'

nah just use a condom lol safe sex, take her from behind, dangle a fresh corpse in front an she'll buck like a bitch in heat.

god i need help

lol wtf so you guys would just go about fucking all the hot zombies and well what if you end up impregnating one wtf will you do then lol but yea any real thoughts on how to survive i think id go and get as much spam ramen and canned goods as i can as well as a ultra cool can opener ohhh n cant forget the koolaid and surgar or something like that......

the facebook quiz on this subject said i would survive the while ordeal. im a bad ass zom.ie killing motherf*cker.

So Classic is this like a genuine fear for you???

If you haven't read it the zombie survival guide is a good start to set you up. I currently have like 3 katana's and a few other swords lying around so would use them when the time comes.

Would find me a good size pick up like L200 hilux something like that and go kill me some zombies.

Would stock up on canned good potnoodles and other long lasting food and head down to the "secret milatry bunks" that's now a museum down the road from me it has it's own water generators air scrubers and solid doors so no face munching zombies would get me lol

nah just a thought not a complete fear something i do tend to picture in my head especially after so many movies tv programs etc where on it....i think i would fair decently well tho for me im thinking what will the zombies of tomarrow be like will they be like the old kind of limpy ahhh brains yum zombie or something like the rage virus produces fast motherfuckers that want to feast and kill! or will it be kinda both like the ones in the walking dead ...or in a sense would they mutate so there really isnt any safe place to hide like in left for dead....this would drastically change survival rates and strategies i think i would find the first good looking semi helpful chick and go from there as nothing screams desperation sex then doomsday! and who would want to do it with ugly chick.....thats why you gotta save the good looking one first then figure out a plan!

Classiccarsrule85 wrote:lol wtf so you guys would just go about fucking all the hot zombies

Um.. YUP!

Classiccarsrule85 wrote: well what if you end up impregnating one wtf will you do then lol

That's easy.. after I blow a load, I blow her head off. I'm not keeping any around to be my 'regulars'. So there can't be any possibility of a 1/2 zombie 1/2 chance baby birth.

Classiccarsrule85 wrote:but yea any real thoughts on how to survive ......

These are real thoughts and part of my master plan.

Classiccarsrule85 wrote: i would find the first good looking semi helpful chick and go from there as nothing screams desperation sex then doomsday! and who would want to do it with ugly chick.....thats why you gotta save the good looking one first then figure out a plan!

See... but most girls would be like "wtf, this is no time for sex, there are zombies after us!!! Our loved ones are dead/dying and thats all you're thinking about??" and slap you... that is why you bang the hot zombies.

true true i was just thinking after you said that of the movie dogma lol.....could find a virgin yay goodluck with that one......but yea who knows whats going to happen in 2012 whatever happens

Realisticly I would head down to the basement grab what guns I could carry & meet my friends at the closest walmart, take that beach over & it become the new HQ!!! Guns, ammo, food, & lots of hidding places!!

But just remember Double Tapp!!!

Food and Supplies are needed without a doubt. I have a few fire arms but I would honestly feel more comfortable with more lol. I think the most important thing is to fortify some sort of safe house preferably some place with a large garage where you could fab armored death machines to transport you and any other survivors to areas to gather supplies. The main goal would be to have a safe place and build your armory as well as a pantry of water, canned foods, and mineral supplements... oh yeah you would need booze. Could you imagine drinkin beer and poppin zombies in the head that are more than likely going to be surrounding your head quarters lol. Any ways I can go on forever shit this is a reoccurring dream of mine. Not really afraid of it I kind of enjoy these dreams as sick as that sounds lol. Above all the most important thing is a strong hold of you and any other survivors you can find. The more people you can bring together the stronger your forces and the higher likelihood of survival. and honestly I would hope the zombies aren't anything like the ones in that will smith movie cause even though they couldnt be in the sun light they were super human strong and that would definitely complicate things.

The whole zombie thing sounds like it would be fun in my eyes, not trying to be immature and say that cause deaths are sad in each and everyway but just think money doesn't matter, materialistic shit doesn't matter it would be back to how shit was at the Begging "Survival"

well first thing would be get a truck.
second get a steel I beam and fabricate a beastly front bumper with spikes for said truck
then drive into the grocery store and throw as much food stuffs in the back of the truck as possible take it all home then go out and look for other survivors.

of coarse the whole time ill have my trusty mosburg pump with me and my 38 revolver