Things That are Difficult to Say When Drunk

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Things That are Difficult to Say When Drunk

By teal_dx
- Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:37 pm #44188 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't . No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


a fwd I got at work today... how true :lol:
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By Gorveatt
- Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:56 pm #44194 haha that's a good one, and the very difficult things to say are hard to say enough when sober sometimes :lol:
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By york62
- Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:08 pm #44195 I was high when i read this one! Very hard!
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By LowTEC-Derbo
- Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:31 am #44250 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

when sober its hard to say already! ahha
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