Civic EG

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:38 pm**

http://www.fmylife.com/

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:43 pm**

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

LMFAO

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:58 pm**

wow i feel much better about my life now lol its not as sad as what these peeps are going through

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:22 pm**

Today, I lost 200 dollar while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

Nob lol

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:02 pm**

some of this is pretty funny

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:04 pm**

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

LMAo

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:07 pm**

hahahahah that is so being read at work tomorrow :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:03 pm**

that's a cool site :thumb:

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:25 pm**

After a nice,shitty day, i like to come home and feel good that worse shit happens to people.

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:12 am**

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

Hahahhaaha oh shit! Nice find marvy! :thumb:

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:41 am**

I LOVE THIS SITE. found it 2 days ago and i cant stay off of it... :woot:

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:21 am**

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:22 pm**

LOL thats great :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:45 pm**

lmao....thats hillarious :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:50 pm**

i'm on page 15 now and still laughing my ass off. I love how you can choose "I agree your life is fucked" or "you deserved that one"