Name it, shame it!

Can anyone translate this auction for me???
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-CIVIC-1500- ... 240%3A1318
With this one, the guy claims it's very "speedy in the gears" (1.3 DX) and the car has no MOT but said it's had a pre-MOT in Decemeber, and claims all it was recommended was a new "rear wiper blade", funny enough, MOT's don't even test the rear wiper as it's an optional thing. Either the guys talking shit, or the guy who "pre-MOTed" the car was a tool.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-HONDA-CIVIC- ... 240%3A1318
SUPER COOL ESI! Willing to PX was a Corsa, Nova or Clio... says it all. Claims his misses can't drive it because it's too "fast". More like because she dosn't want to me see in it.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Honda-Civic-Esi-V ... 240%3A1318
1.3 DX with red 'H' Type R badges... uuuooohhh... Nice tailgate though!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-CIVIC-BLUE_ ... 240%3A1318
PROPER JDM!! You can't be anymore JDM than this.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-HONDA-CIVIC- ... 240%3A1318
SUPER HEAD TURNER!!!! But it's a 1.5 automatic...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-HONDA-CIVIC- ... 240%3A1318
/Rant over
