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Uber Rant!!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:57 am
by Faded_Milano
FUCK you tropicana and your damn new gallon containers of Orange Juice. How am I supposed to shake well, when your little cheap "easy open" bullshit lid opens up during vigorous shaking an spills sticky secretions over half my kitchen. How the fuck did it get inside the toaster oven!?

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That bullshitter on the right is the bane of my existence!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:10 am
by VegasCivic
Pour your juice in an old milk jug.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:39 am
by Faded_Milano
or poor orange juice over the CEO of Tropicana's Head :x

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:35 am
by chrono404
The CEO isn't the one you want to aim at, hes didn't do this design change, you want to get some one at there marketing department who thought this would be a good idea then give him a version of the super bowl winning Gatorade drenching, Trapicana Style.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:09 pm
by egsedanguy
sorry but i loled. its kinda funny. just picturing in my head of somone vigurisly shking the juice and explode everywere. lol o and hope your toster is ok.lol

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:24 pm
by marvinp8700
who pissed in your orange juice o:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:31 pm
by Faded_Milano
chrono404 wrote:The CEO isn't the one you want to aim at, hes didn't do this design change, you want to get some one at there marketing department who thought this would be a good idea then give him a version of the super bowl winning Gatorade drenching, Trapicana Style.
true! maybe I'll bludgeon him to death with a gallon container, after I drown him in OJ

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:33 pm
by egsedanguy
lol OJ strikes agin.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:03 pm
by red92hatchback
sry but that would of been a funny sight to see

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:07 pm
by egsedanguy
red92hatchback wrote:sry but that would of been a funny sight to see


X2

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:02 pm
by Gorveatt
put one hand on the cover, the other hand on the bottom and then shake, simple as that

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:18 am
by jmsplitfyre
Gorveatt wrote:put one hand on the cover, the other hand on the bottom and then shake, simple as that


Or drink some, then gargle it.. :lol: