Anything & Everything Off-Topic (Some material may be offensive)
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By master peg
#120499 So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Fit . When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my Fit , I see something that I just can't believe. Its Really Dirty Wonder If I Should Use Mothers Gold Car Wash Or The Cheap Stuff.
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By Graham
#120502
egsedanguy wrote:what the hell r u talking about? the cars dirty or what was going on in the car?


Dunno what was funnier, the joke or the fact you REALLY didn't get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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By master peg
#120505
Graham wrote:
egsedanguy wrote:what the hell r u talking about? the cars dirty or what was going on in the car?


Dunno what was funnier, the joke or the fact you REALLY didn't get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha :thumb:
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By smokinsoljah420
#120530 BURN!!!!!1 lol!! :twisted: that was epicness. :thumb:
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By Chance
#120580 Image

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By Mordiiax
#120612 Lol :P The 1st comment made my day! :D
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By pacmanlives
#120671 LOL
Dude u had me going till the last part!
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By ohDirka
#120677 lmao :lol:
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By MI_excoupe
#120695 lmao... that was great! it had me until the last sentence haha