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By FG2_Andrew
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:23 am #302910 so, highly debating on blasting this kid in his jaw and hopefully shattering the rest of his face.

my younger sister has been dating this kid. your typical skater, lazy ass, douche. they broke up.. because my sister found out she has cancerous cells in her cervix. (TMI for some of you i'm sure) any way, dude bailed on her in her time of need. well, they officially broke up today. he said, and i quote, "i hope you have cancer and can't have kids." he has been harassing her ALL day. he lives in my home town and i'm really debating on driving home and breaking his life in half.. i know some people have rocky break ups and it's really none of my business, but at the same time, enough is enough.

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By TrailerTrash
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:53 am #302916 sounds like a freakin douchebag that aint worth her time at all. they couldnt have been too serious or had a mature relationship if something like that caused a breakup.

with that out of the way, it sounds like he needs his nose broke for treating her like that. i vote do it.
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By elrompetoto
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:10 am #302918 Don't do it man it's not worth it u mite end up lockd up and looking at a few charges and all over something some ignorant fuck said, just brush it off and keep it moving

Hope everything gose well with ur sis
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By Ecc0
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:21 am #302926 This is not the time to do rash things. Yes this kid sounds like a total knob and yes what he said should not go without consquinses for him but right now it's your sister that needs you there and not in county waiting charges.

In time if you still want to beat on the kid best way I've heard is get an unmarked van some duck tape cloth bag and a shuval then kidnap him tie him up and bag over his head then drive him to a remote area and make him dig a hold. When it's deep enough tell him that enough and it's time and watch him shit his pants then knock him out with the shuval and leave him in the hole to wake up shit scared.
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By DontHateonEG8
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:34 am #302927
Ecc0 wrote:This is not the time to do rash things. Yes this kid sounds like a total knob and yes what he said should not go without consquinses for him but right now it's your sister that needs you there and not in county waiting charges.

In time if you still want to beat on the kid best way I've heard is get an unmarked van some duck tape cloth bag and a shuval then kidnap him tie him up and bag over his head then drive him to a remote area and make him dig a hold. When it's deep enough tell him that enough and it's time and watch him shit his pants then knock him out with the shuval and leave him in the hole to wake up shit scared.


:lol: :lol:
or knock him out completely and leave him there to die

i say you come up with a good alibi story and fuck his world up

you see if you do this then his buddies will point out that he broke up with your sister and they will become suspicious

one thing i learned when i moved into this great country is that people can sue for anything for any reason

come up with a solid plan (good alibi in case) and go of it - just don't slip and mess up and get arrested.

If i had a sibling in this situation, best believe i will serve justice onto whoever hurts them (physically, mentally, emotionally, etc)
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By Chance
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:55 am #302933
gtstripes wrote:if you bash him he will only recover...

i say rape him.. itl fuck him up for life :hehe: :hehe:


Best post of 2012. I agree 100%. Its not ghey if you close your eyes.
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By Chance
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:06 pm #302934 Now.. how old are you and how old is he?

Ideas:
-Just call him and threaten the raping(never leave a voicemail). "She may have cancer but if you dont leave her the phuck alone, I'm going to find you and rip your ass with my dick and give you Aids."
- (if he has a vehicle) pop the tires on one side of the car. Get a few friends on the other side of the car and flip it onto its roof.
or
-just phuck it up with a bat.
and with both of those carve "Car Cancer" in the side.
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By FG2_Andrew
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:10 pm #302935
Chance wrote:Now.. how old are you and how old is he?

Ideas:
-Just call him and threaten the raping(never leave a voicemail). "She may have cancer but if you dont leave her the phuck alone, I'm going to find you and rip your ass with my dick and give you Aids."
- (if he has a vehicle) pop the tires on one side of the car. Get a few friends on the other side of the car and flip it onto its roof.
or
-just phuck it up with a bat.
and with both of those carve "Car Cancer" in the side.


:chair: :chance: :supergay: :pedosmiley2: :whistle: :cheers: :drink: :werd: :hehe:


pretty much.. haha thanks guys for letting me vent. i don't wanna kill him now, just buttsecks
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By couch_c
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:54 pm #302946
Chance wrote:Now.. how old are you and how old is he?

Ideas:
-Just call him and threaten the raping(never leave a voicemail). "She may have cancer but if you dont leave her the phuck alone, I'm going to find you and rip your ass with my dick and give you Aids."
- (if he has a vehicle) pop the tires on one side of the car. Get a few friends on the other side of the car and flip it onto its roof.
or
-just phuck it up with a bat.
and with both of those carve "Car Cancer" in the side.


I agree with popping the car tires, or better get some paint remover and dump it on his car, or even better leak out all his radiator fluid from underneath :)
But you can't leave evidence of radiator fluid
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By DontHateonEG8
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:18 pm #302958 im not down with the car idea - the car is innocent in this process.
popping tires though is good because it doesn't hurt the car but it will hurt his pocket good
or better yet you can put a tiny rock into his valve stem and close it with a cap and over the time the air will slowly release and next thing you know - BAM! explosion while driving on the highway.
either way buttsex is def best plan.
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By teal_dx
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:13 pm #302961
pretty much.. haha thanks guys for letting me vent. i don't wanna kill him now, just buttsecks
LOL

I like the AIDS idea :thumb:

If you have trouble getting a hold of some AIDS, you can always trick him into eating a bowl of chili containing his parents like Cartman did on Southpark:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... n-carnival
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By kapow
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:15 pm #302971 Haha what Teal said ^

I can't think of much, but you could make a facebook page about this douche, with proof of what he said, maybe title it "don't date this douche" when people see what he's done/said to your sister, he will be cock blocked for good!
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By dbrooks
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:58 pm #302973 -Dig a hole

-Put his unconscious body in said hole with ony his head sticking out

- proceed to backfill the hole

- pee on his face when he wakes up (or you can 2 girls 1 cup him)
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