Anything & Everything Off-Topic (Some material may be offensive)
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By marvinp8700
#96867 http://www.fmylife.com/
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By BAXTER_EJ1
#96870
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML


LMFAO
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By Classiccarsrule85
#96877 wow i feel much better about my life now lol its not as sad as what these peeps are going through
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By zeppelin101
#96880
Today, I lost 200 dollar while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML


Nob lol
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By CivicTypeR
#96896
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML


LMAo :lol:
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By Gorveatt
#96897 hahahahah that is so being read at work tomorrow :lol:
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By hondajunkee
#96909 that's a cool site :thumb:
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By Dippin_EG
#96911 After a nice,shitty day, i like to come home and feel good that worse shit happens to people. :D

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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By smokinsoljah420
#96919
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML


Hahahhaaha oh shit! Nice find marvy! :thumb:
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By master peg
#96976 Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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By asianrob
#97002 LOL thats great :lol:
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By civic_man09
#97006 lmao....thats hillarious :lol:
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By Gorveatt
#97009 i'm on page 15 now and still laughing my ass off. I love how you can choose "I agree your life is fucked" or "you deserved that one"