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By Benj
- Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:42 pm #235616 you cant be straight and have more than 4 pairs of shoes that includes work boots, sandals, runners and dress shoes
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By Benj
- Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:46 pm #235618
eg84dr wrote:you cant be straight and not own boots (chance leather boots dont count)


ummm most work boots are leather... i thenk you wanna say that the boots cant look like your sisters :lol: :lol:
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By eg84dr
- Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:50 pm #235620 you cant be straight and have chrome on your car
you cant be straight and drive a 2wd truck
you cant be straight and watch porn with your best friend
you cant be straight and like the notebook
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By evil-G-nius
- Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:26 am #235725 you cant be straight and think its funny to tuck your twig and giggle berries.

you cant be straight and "be curious" If you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a guy...you are gay
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By evil-G-nius
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:27 am #236795 You can't be straight and take kissy face pics or yourself with no shirt on :eh: (guidos)
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By evil-G-nius
- Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:30 am #238935 You can't be straight and have a Roxy sticker in your back window
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By boosted94
- Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:48 pm #242813
familyEGuy23 wrote:You can't be straight and pee sitting down


unless of course your just too god damn hammered to stand still for that long. :drink:
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By gtstripes
- Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:16 am #249248 you cant be straight and work the pole...
you cant be straight and thourougly enjoy the bukkake
you cant be straight and fuck your male best friend in the throat then ass
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