Anything & Everything Off-Topic (Some material may be offensive)
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By Chance
#246091 Email forwards. Just because your old, have no life and your my grandma doesnt mean I'll think its funny. STOP. All email forwards are duuuuumb.
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By epicdrifting
#246572 I FUCKIN HATE IT WHEN UGLY ASS DOUCHE BAG GUYS THAT ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM (CARS, MONEY. SHIT FROM PARENTS ETC) HAVE HOT ASS GF'S LIKE FUCK DUDE IF U HAD NO MONEY SHE WOULDNT BE WITH YOU
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By dbrooks
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epicdrifting wrote:I FUCKIN HATE IT WHEN UGLY ASS DOUCHE BAG GUYS THAT ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM (CARS, MONEY. SHIT FROM PARENTS ETC) HAVE HOT ASS GF'S LIKE FUCK DUDE IF U HAD NO MONEY SHE WOULDNT BE WITH YOU


story of my fucking life.
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By Chance
#246800 Yelling on the intrawebs. ie Capslock.
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By dbrooks
#246820 i hate when im taking a piss outside and its kinda windy or something and i get a little dribble on my jeans. fuck that shit.
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By Chance
#246822 Meh, Pee is sterile.
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By Ajax1989
#247741 one of my other pet peeves is

when someone answer a text question with lol....

how the fuck is lol and answer to a question

"wat u up too?" "lol"

then they get mad cuz u dont text back
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By dbrooks
#247743 i hate being woke up for no reason.

its real :supergay:
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By Chance
#247799 Fat bitches wearing spandex. Could be regular clothes that look like spandex because they are so fat. But GROSS. So I guess... just Fat people in general are a pet peeve of mine. Eat some veggies and get off your ass. :facepalm:
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By dbrooks
#247874 i hate stepping in dog shit.
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By Flatland_EG
#248004 I hate fake and ignorant people, a stupid bitch in this case, and there kids that are just as bad as them.
Also, I could care less if your fucking my best friend/roommate, it's only common courtesy to knock before you enter the apartment, you and your kids don't fucking live here so stop trying to act like you do.
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By *EvE*
#248031 i hate when females wear leggings or jeggings...if u weigh like 250 and ur normal jean size is 18+ say no to the leggings and jeggings!!!! :x

or those chongas down here in miami that wear the leggings as pants with like a short top or underneath shorts or skirts!!!females please leggings are not pants!!!
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By dbrooks
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EGg OH! wrote:I hate fake and ignorant people, a stupid bitch in this case, and there kids that are just as bad as them.
Also, I could care less if your fucking my best friend/roommate, it's only common courtesy to knock before you enter the apartment, you and your kids don't fucking live here so stop trying to act like you do.


man, i honestly feel bad for you. you should seriously hide some bear traps and let the little kiddies go find them :thumb:
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By jordansayswtf
#248152 I work at a clothing store so I have some work-related ones.

-When customers destroy a neat stack of clothes that I just finished laying out.

-When a customer drops a shitload of stuff off a rack and just walks away like nothing happened.

-When a customer walks up to me holding an item by the price tag and asks me how much it is.

-When I'm working the fitting room and they're filled up by a group of friends who constantly come in and out of their stalls to show each other what their wearing/asking if it makes their butt look big/gossiping/whatever and taking fucking forever to finish and they cause a big ass line of people waiting for them to gtfo.

-Or like today, when a customer asked what was 50% off, I told them only jewelry and underwear, and then they ask if jeans are half off too and I just wanted to say "WHAT PART OF 'ONLY JEWELRY AND UNDERWEAR' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!"

-Just flat-out rude customers.

-People who pull the race card.

-The one customer that's still inside the store when we close that we have to wait on while they take FOREVER to look for something to buy, and then they end up not buying anything.

-When a customer asks what our biggest size is, then after I tell them, they ask if we have anything bigger. :x

Some non-work related ones:

-When I'm at a stoplight and I just so happen to look over at the driver next to me, and then they assume I wanna race, so they gun it right when it turns green.

-When I'm merging in on the freeway to get on during traffic, and the driver in the lane I'm merging into speeds up so I won't get in front of him, especially if he's driving in a big ass truck.

-Douches who drive those big ass trucks with the goddamn smokestack exhaust pipes and big fucking wheels that like to drive like tards.
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By Flatland_EG
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dbrooks wrote:
EGg OH! wrote:I hate fake and ignorant people, a stupid bitch in this case, and there kids that are just as bad as them.
Also, I could care less if your fucking my best friend/roommate, it's only common courtesy to knock before you enter the apartment, you and your kids don't fucking live here so stop trying to act like you do.


man, i honestly feel bad for you. you should seriously hide some bear traps and let the little kiddies go find them :thumb:


Well, I think his and hers time together may be limited after what transpired this weekend.
Among a couple other things that I won't get into, she came into the apartment, without knocking of course, and sarcastically I said, "Jesus Christ, doesn't anybody ever knock around here anymore.", she got pissed and left and then pretty much gave my friend the ultimatum of kicking me out or choosing her and then went on by accusing me of being territorial, over the phone none the less.
Let's just say that a fart in church would've went over better.