"Chuck Norris"

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By Gorveatt
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:08 pm #39878 Chuck Norris once met a punch from Mr T. with a round house kick. Such massive chaos ensued that it riped a hole in the time space continuum, causing all time an matter to shift.... we now know this, as the 80's
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By york62
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:15 pm #39888
Gorveatt wrote:Chuck Norris once met a punch from Mr T. with a round house kick. Such massive chaos ensued that it riped a hole in the time space continuum, causing all time an matter to shift.... we now know this, as the 80's


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-Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
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By master peg
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:58 pm #39897 When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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By hondajunkee
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:39 pm #39904 <---------
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By hondajunkee
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:42 pm #39908 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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By Gorveatt
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:12 pm #39911 Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reese peanut butter cup
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By master peg
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:50 pm #39943 Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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By hatch_wanna_b
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:32 am #39997 The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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By york62
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:42 pm #40043 -Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
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By Gorveatt
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:52 pm #40048 When Chuck Norris makes coffee, he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
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By Gorveatt
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:56 pm #40050 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents each time he listens to a song
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By Gorveatt
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:08 pm #40053 Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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By Gorveatt
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:52 pm #40056 Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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By york62
- Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:15 pm #40271 Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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