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By teal_dx
#60663 You're outdoors with this guy 10 feet in front of you:
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except he's pissed off!

No guns/knives/weapons... what would you do to defend yourself?
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By ohDirka
#60668 my pit bull
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By ohDirka
#60670
teal_dx wrote:you're using the drunk megaman avatar :lol: :woot:

I made that in 2002 and found it when I was going through some old files. had to add it to the gallery :thumb:


lol I was going through the gallery and never saw anyone use it so I'll rep it lol
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By egferio95
#60689 That dog ain't gonna hurt you. It's a cur. I've owned APBTs (American Pit Bull Terriers) for years and that one on the pic ain't no pit bull. That dog has a Am-Bull cross somewhere back in the pedigree. Besides, bulldogs are the most human friendly animals when bred and raised right. So go the other way if you can if you encounter a vicious cur who (to the average fella) looks like a pit bull dog.

Anyway, if the cur tries to attack, just punch it at the side of its face and it will get knocked out. Done it several times. AND, whatever you do, don't lie down and play dead.
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By Greasedmonkey
#60702 Shove my fist down its throat and rip its stomach out?
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By Graham
#60709 I really dont get along with dogs, or maybe i should say, dogs really dont get along with me!!!

Im always getting barked at and attacked by the damn things :lol:

Id prob run at it, boot it as hard as i could, vulcan punch it while it was in mid air then make a dash over the fence
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By CivicTypeR
#60718 Jab my thumb in its butt hole.
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By civicboy
#60728 i might give him snowballs or choclate or maybe pepsi or coke, as i always have choclate and pepsi with me, and not to mention i had a pitbull he loved choclate and drinking coke,

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By marvinp8700
#61121 i'd kill him with my wit or pehaps my devilish good looks.
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By Bouli
#61129 I would first try to run... and climb on something high...

if i can't do that i would try to stand up all the time and kick the dog...

you don't want that beast flying to you throat...


:lol:
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By pacmanlives
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SlipCivic wrote:Jab my thumb in its butt hole.

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Thats what steve would do
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By LaMbErT*
#61404 probably try reason with it like "calm down life isn't that bad, just because she wouldn't let you sniff her arsehole doesn't mean you have to take it out on the next sucker who comes along"


But if that doesn't work then kick fuck out it!


But i like dogs and i would feel very harsh :thumbdown: