your momma is fat she's on both sides of the family
your momma is ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
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- Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:18 am
#217268
your momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
your momma is fat she's on both sides of the family
your momma is ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
your momma is fat she's on both sides of the family
your momma is ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
- Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:58 am
#217299
Yo momma so dumb she stared at a container of orange juice for 2 hours because it said "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat she has to order her brassieres from LeBra.
Yo momma so ugly she scared the black off of Michael Jackson, and dats the truf.
You mommas teeth so nasty looks like a forest fire went through her mouth.
Yo momma so stank even the dog won't sniff her butt.
Yo momma so dumb she spells vtec with an h.
Yo momma so fat she has to order her brassieres from LeBra.
Yo momma so ugly she scared the black off of Michael Jackson, and dats the truf.
You mommas teeth so nasty looks like a forest fire went through her mouth.
Yo momma so stank even the dog won't sniff her butt.
Yo momma so dumb she spells vtec with an h.
Having a sweet mustache is half the battle.
- Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:53 pm
#217337
your momma so nasty, she sticks ice cubes down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
#1 man in the FUCK REPUBLICANS club
- Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:10 pm
#314059
your momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
- Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:17 am
#314073
your mommas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
your mommas so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
your mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
your mommas blood type is Ragu
your mommas so fat when i wanted to talk about her behind her back i ran out of gas trying to get there
your momma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped
your mammas so fat when she goes into a resturant she sits down, opens the menu, and says "okay...."
and the classic...
your mommas so fat she played pool with the planets
your mommas so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
your mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
your mommas blood type is Ragu
your mommas so fat when i wanted to talk about her behind her back i ran out of gas trying to get there
your momma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped
your mammas so fat when she goes into a resturant she sits down, opens the menu, and says "okay...."
and the classic...
your mommas so fat she played pool with the planets
95 Civic Coupe DX - d15b7 - some mods nothing crazy - My 5th EG
98 Jeep Cherokee 2 door - little lift with 31s 4.0 5 speed
77 Chevrolet C10 - Mild 350/350 combo - lowered a little
98 Jeep Cherokee 2 door - little lift with 31s 4.0 5 speed
77 Chevrolet C10 - Mild 350/350 combo - lowered a little
- Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:38 pm
#314110
yo mama so smart she graduated college
all this negative taking about mamas lets give em props
all this negative taking about mamas lets give em props
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