Anything & Everything Off-Topic (Some material may be offensive)
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By pcbabb
#217229 yo momma so fat, that when someone told her to haul ass, she had to make 2 trips.
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By evil-G-nius
#217268 your momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

your momma is fat she's on both sides of the family

your momma is ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
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By Flatland_EG
#217299 Yo momma so dumb she stared at a container of orange juice for 2 hours because it said "concentrate".

Yo momma so fat she has to order her brassieres from LeBra.

Yo momma so ugly she scared the black off of Michael Jackson, and dats the truf.

You mommas teeth so nasty looks like a forest fire went through her mouth.

Yo momma so stank even the dog won't sniff her butt.

Yo momma so dumb she spells vtec with an h. :D
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By jred
#217302 your momma so ugly when she was born
the doctors threw her away and kept the after birth
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By evil-G-nius
#217337 your momma so nasty, she sticks ice cubes down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
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By Mr Rattles
#314059 your momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
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By TrailerTrash
#314073 your mommas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving

your mommas so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

your mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade

your mommas blood type is Ragu

your mommas so fat when i wanted to talk about her behind her back i ran out of gas trying to get there

your momma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped

your mammas so fat when she goes into a resturant she sits down, opens the menu, and says "okay...."

and the classic...
your mommas so fat she played pool with the planets :lol:
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By Chance
#314096 Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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By Chance
#314097 Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
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By Chance
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By Chance
#314099 Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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By Chance
#314100 Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.
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By Chance
#314101 Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!
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By Chance
#314102 Damn, i was just talk'n ish about my momma and me. :facepalm: :wink: